I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
