My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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