he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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