Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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