Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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