somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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