butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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