oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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