It's Friday. Sex?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Randomize
