Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
that may or may not have been my penis.
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