he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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