I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
