so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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