Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
