And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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