Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
