Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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