they need to just BURY HIM!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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