I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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