weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We left an ass print on the piano.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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