In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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