She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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