You really coming over, don't trick.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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