i think i have herpe
just one?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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