This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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