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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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