We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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