Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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