i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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