I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
The ass gains better be worth it
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