y did u give ur computer a hand job?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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