Having a random hookup so left but love u
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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