Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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