So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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