Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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