For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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