are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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