omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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