No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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