i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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