If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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