note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
