We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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