please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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