these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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