OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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