Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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