let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
All I want is dick and wine.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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