With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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