super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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